on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Small penises have feelings too.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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