no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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