im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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