I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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