i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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