Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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