I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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