We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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