OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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