How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I party with great urgency now.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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