Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I need to sanitize my soul.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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