Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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