I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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