This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
