Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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