The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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