We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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