8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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