sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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