Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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