I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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