I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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