Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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