I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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