I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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