when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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