I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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