Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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