I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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