I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Dignity is for republicans.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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