Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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