Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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