just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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