Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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