nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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