Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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