thus making me awesome and them whores
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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