im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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