I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wish you could order shots online.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize