guys are not supposed to queef...right?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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