There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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