One girl and one boy is just not enough.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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