Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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