I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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