I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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