big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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