Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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