They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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