If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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