i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i would punch a child for taco bell
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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