On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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