I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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