Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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