How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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