Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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