whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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