doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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