Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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