last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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