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I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I think I died a long time ago.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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