Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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